Putting the "fun" back in Dysfunctional

Putting the "fun" back in Dysfunctional
Showing posts with label WILD PASTS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label WILD PASTS. Show all posts

Monday, September 3, 2012

WILD PASTS--HEADLINES FOR THE REST OF US

In my job, I see some smaller newspapers and websites that address news less-earthshaking than what appears in the larger daily papers across the world. Today, murder, theft, and mayhem is standard on television and newspapers, only if you matter. If Beyonce gets a haircut, that's news. If some teenager in Oakland gets shot, well, it goes unreported. So I offer a taste of the small town news for the rest of us. Since, I use Facebook to post these blogs, I offer you headlines for FB friends. Nothing earthshaking here. Instead of 15 minutes, I offer 15 seconds of  "fame"--to my nameless friends. Headlines only for brevity and effect.
  • BLOGGER/WRITER FALLS OFF LADDER AGAIN--NOTHING BROKEN THIS TIME--Family members wonder, "Will he ever learn?"
  • FB FRIEND SEES GHOSTS
  • 100% FB FRIENDS ADMIT TO WILD PASTS
  • TALENTED FB FRIEND WANTS TO SCREAM SOMETIMES
  • AUTHOR SAYS WRITING PROJECT "CREEPED" HER OUT
  • MAN HEARS VOICES FROM HIS PAST
  • BAJA DOGS NEED LOVE TOO
  • TWO-YEAR OLD THROWS TANTRUM--NO CHEERIOS
  • BIRTHDAYS SUCK SAYS FB FRIEND
Finally, since one of my FB acquaintances is actually famous, I offer you an actual headline.
  • EMMY-WINNING ACTRESS ADMITS TO BEING "LUSH"
Check out the book "Guts" for more on that.

Hope this amuses.